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I found these lines on the internet and I made the backgrounds with Coreldraw. I use this one at work as my screensaver...

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  • Uploaded by: marsch Photo of marsch
    In Webshots channel: entertainment
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  • Album created: Jan 23, 2002

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  • Photos: 37
  • Views: 2,622,415
  • Downloads: 136,442

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  • Super cute - Rami Fawaz

    said  of RamiFawaz RamiFawaz 6 days ago

  • very cute

    said  of kennethg57 kennethg57 11 days ago

  • Nice collection. I would like to show my boss, too:) szajko...

    said  of szajko szajko 14 days ago

  • Love the sayings, good food for thought. Promotional Products , Cattle Crushes , Christian Dating Australia

    said  of mctoshiba mctoshiba 14 days ago

  • wow great pics there! keep it up! Video Game Montages

    said  of shockemshaun shockemshaun 1 months ago

  • These are fantastic! Make money on the internet

    said  of davethedave davethedave 1 months ago

  • I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams - Standup Comedy

    said  of joyano joyano 1 months 4 days ago

  • Mastiff Puppies

    said  of jimmwarren jimmwarren 1 months 6 days ago

  • These are practical. Obviously they would not work in a work setting. To intelligent. Great stuff.

    said  of dhutch4076 dhutch4076 1 months 7 days ago

  • I've got these too!! Aren't they great?!

    said  of laurafmoore laurafmoore 2 months 1 days ago

  • Nice job. Lol. Thx for shering. Ralph @ Modern Warfare 2

    said  of CallOfDutyModernWarfare2 CallOfDutyModernWa... 2 months 3 days ago

  • A very funny album -thank you for sharing this album with us!

    said  of chantalc chantalc 3 months 3 days ago

  • LOL, these are great! - Kirk

    said  of kirk6177 kirk6177 4 months 18 days ago

  • Thank you for sharing this beautiful Humor album with me. Henk from Ontario, Canada

    said  of hverstege hverstege 6 months 19 days ago

  • I don't know a way to donwload them all at once. I do one by one myself.

    said  of marsch marsch 2008.08.03 at 05:00:25 PDT

  • These are excellent - thanks for sharing!

    said  of tracey2701 tracey2701 2008.05.09 at 04:04:05 PDT

  • Great Album ************* http://community.webshots.com/user/paintco

    said  of paintco paintco 2007.11.14 at 09:47:25 PST

  • PLEASE more of these sayings. i can't get enough of them. they're GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    said  of lyndaabutch3 lyndaabutch3 2007.06.03 at 13:22:25 PDT

  • OMG....I thought of at least one person I work with to fit every comment!....Loved them all

    said  of KKFEATHERS KKFEATHERS 2007.05.01 at 19:25:52 PDT

  • Great to have one of these on your desktop, when someone that you can't stand is visiting, and he or she doesn't speak English ! Secretly insulting them without getting cought !

    said  of marieken101 marieken101 2007.01.14 at 02:56:47 PST

  • i am lmbo. I laughed sooo hard at these. I actually sent a few of them to my boss. She got a good laugh. Anyway keep it up! lol =D

    said  of nstephenson103 nstephenson103 2006.11.26 at 15:44:50 PST

  • Hey great Job on all the pictures. i love them all . Thank you for everything. keep up on the great job!!!!!! christina06752000

    said  of christina0675200 christina0675200 2006.10.23 at 07:44:02 PDT

  • this is sooooooo funny! i wish i could get away with this at work!

    said  of tigger092203 tigger092203 2006.09.06 at 18:30:51 PDT

  • I really enjoy the things that you have thought of that one can say at work or can use at home on my PC should some nosy ##### decide they want to admire my new computer which in October 05. I am extremely admused at the number of people I have managed to offend to a point...because I too posess a unique & acerbic sense of humor. So from me here in MD I say keep these precious jewels coming. In my world it takes something very special to make me smile. I thank you......Felicia

    said  of platinum60 platinum60 2006.03.23 at 22:52:30 PST

  • My mom sent me a link to these, I love them! I set them up as a screensaver for my home computer, they are funny.

    said  of Arouetta Arouetta 2006.01.07 at 09:00:58 PST

  • Very very funny! I need to make large flash cards out of these, put them on a binder ring, and bring them to work...

    said  of salaa salaa 2005.08.30 at 02:19:03 PDT

  • THESE ARE THE GREATEST. I LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED. I CAN RELATE TO ALL OF THEM. THANKS SO MUCH. THIS HAS MADE MY DAY.

    said  of kenojoie kenojoie 2005.08.14 at 05:32:21 PDT

  • Absolutely LOVE it! Student- currently working as a volunteer for the summer- keep thinking "And I'm doing this for no pay?!" Thank you, thank you, thank you...

    said  of bratbird bratbird 2005.07.22 at 10:59:04 PDT

  • There's always someone to spread the scurge of hate and discontent, blaming others for one's own problems.... I needn't go on.

    said  of ygadbois2004 ygadbois2004 2005.06.04 at 12:35:06 PDT

  • Hahahaha I love your quotes! Great Job!

    said  of kimt514 kimt514 2005.04.04 at 17:38:28 PDT

  • Very good, i would like to put one on my desk top especially for my boss to see when i'm on lunch because she always likes to snoop on my desk. Great sense of humor. Thumbs up!!!

    said  of goitseone goitseone 2005.03.24 at 07:59:04 PST

  • Very amusing. Makes me wish "Ginger Meggs" had a collection of graffiti sayings. Cheers from Australia, KT :-)

    said  of krawlings6987 krawlings6987 2005.03.20 at 11:37:42 PST

  • This was one that is great for a laugh and you made my day Thanks Great Work!!

    said  of vberke vberke 2005.03.17 at 09:08:58 PST

  • Hi-I'm not working in a formal office setting right now and I don't know that I will ever again but I love what you have with this gallery...it will help with those nosy asses who like to look at my PC screen when they really have no business being in my home office/den as well amuse me and engage my rather dry and offbeat sense of humor which some (well actually a lot) of people find refreshing and charming about me...keep it up; you got my vote and approval, not that you need it, because I love it!!

    said  of platinum60 platinum60 2005.03.12 at 09:03:31 PST

  • Thanx.. your wee gallery of sarcastic & witty one liners would even make "Anne-(U.R.The.W eakest.Link!)-Robinson& quot; Crack a Little "Botox-Restricte d" Smile? haha.. Your page cheered up my rotten day : ) LOL x (elysa from Scotland)

    said  of elysa1976 elysa1976 2005.03.07 at 11:24:25 PST

  • OK WELL I COME BACK TO YOU, IF I LET YOU GO ON BRAKE.

    said  of angelpappas angelpappas 2005.02.20 at 20:12:49 PST

  • Congratulations!!! This is something different from what I'm used to view on webshots. It will surely make staring at the computer less boring. Thanks for sharing..... princess (california)

    said  of prncs104 prncs104 2005.02.05 at 09:36:04 PST

  • 8-))))))))))))))))))))))) ))) No comments!!! Off limits!!!! I try to translate them in Italian for my friends who don't understand English, but understand how "difficult&q uot; is to stay in office!!! Waiting for new ones.......... Ciao from Italy! Gianni

    said  of guinness128 guinness128 2005.01.18 at 14:02:35 PST

  • thought you might want to check out 50 Jobs Worse Than Yours. think you'll appreciate it. (yes, I wrote it. not a plug.) justin@justinracz.com and if you want, I'm researching for my next book. would love to talk!

    said  of racz007 racz007 2005.01.16 at 13:04:23 PST

  • hello friend hi me faisal from pakistan can you friendship with me so ad my id best4ever4u@hotmail.com nothign to wish nothing to say alway,s be happy that,s my pray . bye

    said  of best4ever4u best4ever4u 2005.01.07 at 07:52:49 PST

  • I would really like to download these to my wife's computer at work - Most of these express all the feelings that she tells me about the people she works with. Hurrah! Great job. Love these!

    said  of dwhandy1 dwhandy1 2004.12.10 at 12:46:05 PST

  • Excellent! What a hoot! Good laugh! Thanks!

    said  of patches104 patches104 2004.10.12 at 06:49:47 PDT

  • fun quips

    said  of imsoez imsoez 2004.09.04 at 08:28:16 PDT

  • I really enjoyed the sayings, some of them were hilarious!!! Can you make some that don't have the title as large at the bottom? There great screen savers otherwise.

    said  of atude74 atude74 2004.05.20 at 16:03:23 PDT

  • Thank you for the laughs! These are great!!

    said  of boblosan boblosan 2004.05.18 at 07:38:43 PDT

  • IN BRITISH COLUMBIA THE ICBC CLAIM CENTER ADJUSTERS NEVER LOOK FOR MECHANICAL DAMAGES BEFORE RELEASING THESE ACCIDENT DAMAGED VEHICLE BACK INTO THE PUBLIC

    said  of candyvisions candyvisions 2004.02.28 at 07:29:27 PST

  • candy vision how about when your work is photographing sexy girls

    said  of candyvisions candyvisions 2004.01.29 at 10:12:58 PST

  • GREAT LAUGH ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE ABOUT ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WITH LAUGHTER !!!!!!! GREAT WORK YOU WILL HAVE TO FIND SOME MORE BYE FOR NOW !!!!

    said  of alyssa_1987 alyssa_1987 2004.01.27 at 07:43:18 PST

  • These are amazing. When I was working, I had all the same thoughts in my head! That's why I no longer work :-D

    said  of sueellenowens sueellenowens 2003.12.04 at 23:10:01 PST

  • gefeliciteerd ! heel tof ga je het ook publiceren ?

    said  of liviaje liviaje 2003.11.29 at 15:41:27 PST

  • Hallo, Ik begrijp dat we gewoon Nederlands kunnen schrijven. Je album is een van de meest populaire, maar betekent dat dat je enkele duizenden hits PER DAG hebt?

    said  of sante1 sante1 2003.11.21 at 10:40:47 PST

  • Hi Thanks ALOT! My daughter in law needs a few laughs and you provided they! Thank you and keep em coming!!!!!!!!!!!....Kate

    said  of kate49v kate49v 2003.11.17 at 17:46:12 PST

  • Rally like the sayings.

    said  of boozywarby boozywarby 2003.11.11 at 07:37:41 PST

  • Not bad....

    said  of darkwizzard666 darkwizzard666 2003.10.03 at 08:24:38 PDT

  • hey, im liking the sayings =D some of those are pretty good. later

    said  of emoxkidd emoxkidd 2003.09.20 at 01:13:00 PDT

  • I enjoyed reading these. We have a lot of good humor at the office. How else would we get thru the day!

    said  of jbutner65 jbutner65 2003.09.18 at 18:54:11 PDT

  • OMG I'm laughing my ##### off! Those were great, I'd love to say some of those things at work, LOL

    said  of mikesmom58 mikesmom58 2003.09.17 at 19:08:07 PDT

  • i love my heart AYOUTA very munch!!!!!!!!!!

    said  of ammoun220103 ammoun220103 2003.08.04 at 15:58:59 PDT

  • Great messanges people

    said  of wizerd102 wizerd102 2003.07.17 at 08:21:47 PDT

  • highly negative

    said  of mydogsheera mydogsheera 2003.07.06 at 11:06:53 PDT

  • loved the sayings--they made my day--and I've shared them with friends--thanks!

    said  of robi29100 robi29100 2003.05.06 at 07:16:22 PDT

  • looking for anything else you can back stab someone with?

    said  of fergi62667 fergi62667 2003.04.19 at 20:29:15 PDT

  • too true!!! There are more sayings out there. Just ask any retailer out there! Have fun & thanks.

    said  of islandgirljw islandgirljw 2003.04.03 at 08:18:54 PST

  • this are so true...lol...good job, great work, keep it up..marsch...sign wild

    said  of wildoneiam100 wildoneiam100 2003.04.01 at 07:28:30 PST

  • CONGRATULATIONS , interesting album. I didn't know what to make of stuff ya can't say at work cuz I ain't never worked a day in my life. Wow we are a crazy bunch of redneck mo-fos!!! I hope ya come visit my family site. Just click on my name above. Our family is a loveable redneck gang of misfits - enjoy!! Hey that invite also goes out to all you guys reading these messages.

    said  of philmarlite philmarlite 2003.03.24 at 07:33:10 PST

  • These are great! Exactly what I would love to say to all of my customers!

    said  of stacypen stacypen 2003.03.21 at 09:26:58 PST

  • These would be a big hit at my office.

    said  of lb4258 lb4258 2003.03.07 at 07:12:59 PST

  • your creations are right to the point - funny! For funny anti-war posters go look at this site - download and send to ALL your friends : http://groups.msn.com/RecruitingpostersIwouldliketosee then visit my homepage

    said  of philmarlite philmarlite 2003.02.28 at 08:13:52 PST

  • CONGRATULATIONS , interesting album. I hope you’ll find mine thought provoking as well.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ . . . . . . . ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ . . . . . . . . . . . ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ . . . . .Bravo !! . . . ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° . . . . .Bravo !! . . . `°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . http://community.webshots.com/user/gulf_war_hero. . . . . . . . . . .`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° . . . . . . . . . . . `°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . `°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° . . . . . . . `°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° . . . . . Please visit it and leave your comments as well!! Just click on my name above. See ya.

    said  of gulf_war_hero gulf_war_hero 2003.02.07 at 09:06:01 PST

  • 26/01/2003 THANK YOU

    said  of ianpetal ianpetal 2003.01.26 at 17:13:32 PST

  • Hi I just seen first time your collection.I like so much.You done great job.Take care . From Waz email w786a@yahoo.co.uk

    said  of waz99 waz99 2003.01.26 at 09:34:16 PST

  • These sayings are awesome! As is the idea to use them as a screensaver :) Can I borrow it? :)

    said  of reddishcat reddishcat 2003.01.23 at 08:18:42 PST

  • I LOVE IT. question, how did you create the coloring backgrounds. Great. Just a hint please. thanks Jay

    said  of jdelia93 jdelia93 2003.01.16 at 07:25:08 PST

  • hi friend. I am so exciting to be here,and really glad to see your great album. my username is Sting83003, from China, and stay in Beijing city for 10 years until now as a writer and matchmaker. Have you ever been to China?it's a very different country than western world especially countryside here. how about have a China tour? If so, it's my pleasure to be your guide in China. keep in Touch if you don't mind. mail:sting83003@yahoo.com .cn http://community.webshots.com/user/sting83003

    said  of sting83003 sting83003 2002.12.20 at 00:38:55 PST

  • Hello, my compliments for your nice pictures! Best regards from Tom. http://members.lycos.nl/tomjutte/

    said  of hereistom hereistom 2002.11.29 at 21:08:30 PST

  • I REALLY enjoyed reading them!!

    said  of miluvt miluvt 2002.10.21 at 16:04:43 PDT

  • this is great!

    said  of mojca_j mojca_j 2002.10.02 at 05:06:57 PDT

  • ALBUM IS GREAT!!!!

    said  of zuzu zuzu 2002.09.21 at 22:31:02 PDT

  • keep it up !!! u r able to do anythings u want hmm good luck

    said  of sania120 sania120 2002.08.30 at 03:48:38 PDT

  • its really cool . wordings are great !!

    said  of sania120 sania120 2002.08.30 at 03:47:56 PDT

  • Sorry. I didn't se this homepage before I sent the e-mail. Oh, well. . . You have some great stuff here.

    said  of dabigoaf dabigoaf 2002.08.26 at 12:37:30 PDT

  • I love these!! They are fantastic!

    said  of stampinshel stampinshel 2002.08.18 at 17:10:20 PDT

  • These saying are great. Thanks for sharing. Alley

    said  of alleywalker1 alleywalker1 2002.08.18 at 12:20:52 PDT

  • Hey, you have a nice looking site! How about visiting this site? There is also a free gift waiting for you!! Have fun! http://#####.safeshopper.com

    said  of lily lily 2002.08.03 at 20:55:34 PDT

  • I love the professional photographs of the puppies and would like to see many more in the near future!!!

    said  of bailee112 bailee112 2002.07.21 at 20:25:15 PDT

  • BRAVO!!!!!!!

    said  of becky becky 2002.07.08 at 07:49:25 PDT

  • lmao

    said  of bud_sim bud_sim 2002.06.25 at 13:59:34 PDT

  • Very good, it's better than pics in my office. Make more, please..

    said  of 2002.06.16 at 06:57:20 PDT

  • Loved them!

    said  of parrotnutz parrotnutz 2002.06.15 at 18:51:27 PDT

  • THE BEST set I've seen so far!

    said  of leandrasnowwolf leandrasnowwolf 2002.06.11 at 09:15:12 PDT

  • Laughed my ##### off!

    said  of lientje lientje 2002.06.11 at 07:14:30 PDT

  • Sayings are FUNNY. Wish I had something profound to say that would describe my feeling of humor, but then you'd probably think it funny too!

    said  of 2002.06.08 at 17:32:14 PDT

  • Funny stuff!

    said  of 1bamse 1bamse 2002.05.26 at 08:05:38 PDT

  • Great.

    said  of charsdillies charsdillies 2002.05.15 at 08:16:30 PDT

  • How true how true !!

    said  of greetings4allu greetings4allu 2002.05.15 at 08:16:07 PDT

  • these are SO cute and funny that I laughed till I cried!!!

    said  of wasforgas wasforgas 2002.04.29 at 09:07:34 PDT

  • I dont work out of my home, but these are perfect to say to my father in law when he gets on my nerves.

    said  of tina tina 2002.04.20 at 19:49:26 PDT

  • I really liked "Things you'd love to say at work, but can't", except some of your words could use some refreshing. I know what it's like. Altho I have said some of them at work. I've been collecting jokes and funnies for over 25 years now. Have quite a collection too. These are really good! But like I said "some refreshing words". Keep up the good work.

    said  of emmecke emmecke 2002.04.20 at 01:25:54 PDT

  • The things you'd love to say at work is perfect for the place I work at. I can't wait to show them to my wife. They are definitely good for a laugh.

    said  of garyb garyb 2002.04.13 at 14:53:25 PDT

  • Hey, you have some great pics maybe some time you can check out my galleries.http://cards.webshots.com/cp-19652417-kXBH-album/32708044 FaTvRA

    said  of dwain109 dwain109 2002.04.04 at 16:46:35 PST

  • Cute. I sent them all to my Boss.

    said  of clueless_fl clueless_fl 2002.03.29 at 10:02:51 PST

  • How can I download your entire albums through Webshots - I have been doing it one by one.

    said  of 2002.02.04 at 17:59:03 PST

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